418

No... the top is gone again! I had it right here.

417

This is the kind of moment when you often say "we should do this more often."

416

Here look, I'm really getting the hang of it.

415

'Yes' what? Up or down?

414

Yes, put on the next season; it's still raining.

413

Just before I have to go to the dentist , I start to feel cavities everywhere... 

412

Done! Now the "to do's"...

411

I see absolutely nothing now...

410

Yes! A lovely day off.

409

Can't you tap a nice rhythm with your pen?

408

Also empty! Why are all these empty jars still in the cupboard?

407

Beautiful isn't it, suddenly it's all green again.

406

And if you grow up nicely you can go on the pizza.

405

Don't shake it, the cap is lose.

404

Hey, yesterday these were 3 euro!

403

You want me to do your eyes too?

402

Do you want orange cookies, coronation cakes or chocolate crowns with your royal coffee?

401

Hey, the snack bar near by has 4 stars, an average score of 8.6!

How is your appetite?

400

Unsubscribe. Unfollow. Unlike. 

There, I'm doing nothing but things I truly like. From now on.

399

398

Huh, this milk carton stinks of dingy fridge.

397

Yes. I am aware I have a pimple.

396

You don't do 1 crisp hand and 1 ipad hand?

395

Goodbye winter fug!

394

393

392

Gee, if I bought cookies like this I would find them terrible,

but now I made them myself I think they're delicious!

391

I think I got it all: bbq firelighters, bbq briquettes, bbq meat, bbq sauce,

bbq salad, bbq bread, bbq drinks... You have anything to add?

390

I think this one is also photoshoped.

389

I'm not thirsty and I don't have to pee. Totally balanced!

388

Always keep liquids as far away from the keyboard as possible.

387

This scarf could definitely use a wash.

386

Snacks, full batteries, audiobook... Perfect.

385

Ugh, outside it's freezing and in that store it's scorching,

so you get overheated and then you have to go outside again.  

384

Can you turn it up? I can't hear it with crisps.

383

Yes... I can feel it... Spring is coming!

382

381

Go on, have some. Or would you prefer an egg.

380

Yes please, with a cookie.

379

I like to play with my food.

378

What? You've got a good idea? Do I have to get up for it?

377

I've got a déjà vu...

376

375

Ooh! I've been looking for this pen for ages!

374

Hey, that coffee place across looks much nicer.

373

Then what? Nothing. Then I woke up.

372

Right, now I have to buy an in between thing for this in between thing?

371

Unhealthy? The research I read about is better, 

that proves coffee ís healthy and chocolate too.

370

369

Getting tired from the warming up must tell me something about the shape I'm in.